Hey-hey! It's me! Quasar!! Did'ja see me on the landing page? How'd I look? Stunning, right?
Anyway, check it out! I got this whooole page to myself! I can talk about anything at all, like myself for example.
I'll bet you didn't know this, but I'm what you guys'd call a "dinosaur!" Y'know, like with the big teeth, 'n' stuff! Jealous?
...Huh? What kind?? None'a your business, THAT'S what!
...also, I guess formally, I'm the mascot of this website, too. That means you'll be seeing a lot of my cute self! Look, I'm even in the li'l icon up top, see?
MY COOL VIDEO
Feast your eyes on this video of yours truly breakin' bricks 'n' playin' with balls! Ignore the part where everything comes flyin' at me, 'n' then kills me t'death.
Looklooklook!! A lotta people've drawn some really nice art'a me, so I'm gonna showcase a couple of 'em here!
(A li'l tip: click on any of the pretty pictures of me t'go see the original artist who drew it! Ain't it genius?)
Lookie here! I made my own stamp too! If I were you, I'd TOTALLY put it on my site. Wink. Nudge. Bite.